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suggestions? thanks
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If you've ever had roommates then more than likely you've experienced roommates from hell once or twice in your life. The problem with getting rid of roommates like that is that they have keys to your home, they know where you live and they know what you do. The last thing you want to do with a roommate from hell is to make things worse than they already are. So what is a person to do? You have to get rid them but make them think that they are leaving because THEY WANT to leave. That is the trick. Now, it does take a bit of finesse and maybe a little bit of acting ability to carry this off.
The smart and funny things u can do!
1-Trash the room when your roommate’s not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, “Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again
2-Eat lots of “Lucky Charms.” Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can’t say anything more, or you’ll have to face the consequences.again
3-Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then give away the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, “Oh, he’s around here somewhere.”
4-When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, “Oh, you’re here!” Walk away yelling and cursing.
5-Watch “Psycho” every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.
6- Have “nightmares” every night and scream loudly, remembering to sometimes throw your roommate’s name into the mix. You can even try getting out of bed to do some “sleep walking.” Never acknowledge this if your roommate asks about it.
7-If you and your roommate actually share a room, tell him or her that you must sleep with the lights on. Possible excuses include night terrors, the buggy-man, acne, you used to live in Alaska, you hate the environment, you sleep with your eyes open, etc.
8-Become needy of your roommate. Always ask where he or she is going when your roommate leaves the room, even if it is to go to the bathroom. You can also try calling continuously and asking him or her, “Well, where are you now?” or “Are you almost home?”
The legal ways
1-Evaluate who signed the lease. If u are the only one who signed it, this will make much easier than u both co signed it. If u are both co tenants, ypou can still file a complaind to your landlord,for example stating that ur roomaate does not pay the rent on time!
2-Sit ur roomate down and talk to him directly about the issues you have been having with him. Give him at least 30 days notice to move out and find his own place.
3-File an eviction notice to your local courthouse if ur roomate refuses to move. Or else enlist ur landlord to help u evict this roomate.
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The citizens of London have been violently assailed by large-scale criminal gangs intent on theft and arson. Homes have been burnt out; some families are on the street. Jobs have been lost, adding to the misery. We do not yet know whether anybody has been burned to death in a torched building. If society does not provide basic protection of life and property, the way is open to a total breakdown of civil life.
Perhaps it is time to start defending ourselves.
If this happens again, we might consider moving troops into positions from which they could be rapidly deployed, by helicopter if need be, to trouble spots. Once the forces are in position, a state of emergency could be declared, including an announcement that from now on, force will be met with force.
The prospect of facing trained men armed with automatic weapons would probably deter the rioters. If it did not, what happened next certainly would.
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NO, I WOULD TELL THE ONE CHEATING TO STOP NOW OR ILL TELL
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A peaceful protest over the death of Mark Duggan, 29, on Thursday descended into violence and was followed by disorder and looting across London.
The vigil will take place at the junction of Monument Way and Tottenham High Road at 19:00 BST.
The Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) has launched an investigation into the shooting.
The Reverend Nims Obunge, pastor of the local Freedom's Ark Church, has been working with Mr Duggan's relatives and confirmed the vigil would be taking place.
He said: "It's important that we allow the IPCC to tell us where this investigation's at. It's important we allow them to communicate whatever their findings are with the family."
Meanwhile, Home Secretary Theresa May has cut short her holiday and will be returning to the UK.
She will meet Metropolitan Police Acting Commissioner Tim Godwin and Deputy Mayor Kit Malthouse in London. The Home Office said Mrs May had been in "constant contact" while she was away.
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remember!! arrange marriage does not state that u are being forced but the fact that you agree with your parents choice!!
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depends on the person e.g if you end up single for 40yrs then arrange would be ideal
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At some cases though it isn't the girl's fault - what is the solution for those mothers?
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that they seek professional help and talk to family and friends
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I dont know much about him =/
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he wasn't such a cool guy lets just put it like that
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Is there a difference? How would we know?
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a headache is a headche and a migrane is a migrane
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People fall in love because it is an instinct. It is a predetermined instinct designed to start the reproduction and parenting process. We are "hard-wired" for falling in love, and not wanting to be alone. We think we make choices of our own free will, but most are influenced by instincts.
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Hi YabYabr's
How would you go about saving your marriage? if it was coming under extreme tension
and near enough to be broken to pieces your advise is most welcome
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293 days ago
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If you love him then fight for him. Love can conquer all but you have to address the affair and be open and honest with each other. I'm presuming he wants to save the marriage too?
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Enjoy life when you can for you never know when misfortune strikes
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that is probably 1 thing i need to try! but it looks dangerous
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theres 6 in a million so 7 for a billion
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Fish and Chips you will truly never get tired of it
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depends on your mood really? i would say more home food than take outs
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if she misbehaves she should know theres consequences behind it
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Hi You're Probably Wondering Why I Am Asking! I Cut My Hair Shorter I'd Like Tips On How To Spike My Fringe And I'd Like 2 Do A Little Wave! How Do You Spike It Up Properly?!
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wash your hair out + blow dry and straightening makes it much easier
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im going to do it soon :) should i be worried!!
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i have had the colour white for 3years i tihnk its time for a change, light blue anyone?
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295 days ago
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repaint the white?
LOL
i have a thing for white whichever color you decide it wont be the end of the world you could always change it
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I SEE MORE AND MORE GIRLS WEARING FAKE GUCCI BELTS AND HANDBAGS!!
THERE TOO EXPENSIVE FROM SHOPS IF I BOUGHT THEM PRIVATELY HOW DO
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295 days ago
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ah i see this everywhere!!
what is up with people and wearing fakes? so tacky!
i dont think you need to check on the internet fake gucci out there make it so obvious there a fake
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banging my head everywhere!! where can i get a part time job help pleasee :(
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295 days ago
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dont expect a job to come to you this is the error everyone makes you need to get out and try everywhere even if it means doing a job you dont want to do
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